13 types of people in your Holiday Group
The 13 types of people in your holiday group
Which ones best describe your friends
1. The Loved Up One
The person in your Holiday group that no matter what will be obsessed over the same girl on holiday. This person may even try to take her on dates on your holiday and as they slowly lose touch back in the UK after ‘Promising to meet up’ he stalks their social media account thinking what could have been.
2. The Light Weight
This person talks a big drinking game and on the first night goes all out starting to drink heavily the moment they get in the airport. After about 3 vodka red bulls he is already stumbling and as the holiday strip only gets busy around midnight he’s plastered around 10pm and misses the first night. He spends the rest of the holiday with the world’s worst hangover.
3. Mr ten men
The one person in the group who after a bit of alcohol thinks he is ‘mickey ten men’. Usually a trouble maker if his reflection in the mirror looks at him wrong he will still probably kick off. After picking a fight with a big 6ft bouncer this person will either find themselves visiting the A&E or in a foreign prison cell. Hope they packed their insurance.
4. The argumentative one
This person can cause argument about anything. Literally, if you say the sky is blue, they will find something to argue about it. They will use words like you’re completely wrong. There’s no compromise. Not "I kind of see your point." No "Hmm, I never heard of that, but it makes sense." Just you being 100% WRONG, 100% of the time.
5. The Houdini
This person disappears regularly from the group during the day and nights out. They came back with stories which are clearly made up such as how they have just ‘pulled 2 girls in a club’ or ‘how she was just asked to work abroad by the bar owner’. You grit your teeth and believe the stories
6. The boom box
This person is the party of the holiday. Loud and obnoxious but has a certain charm and is able to make friends with anyone. This person will get involved in all the drinking games however risqué they might be and they will never fail to embarrass your group with their awful pulling techniques that will make you flinch.
7. The holiday Bike
This person never seems to sleep in their hotel room or when they do always has some stranger in with them. They have no shame and will get with multiple people on nights out. The king/queen of pulling they will get with anything and anyone just to get their numbers up.
8. The Virgin
Every group has that one person desperate to lose their ‘L’ plates on holiday to stop getting stick off their friends. Usually a more introverted person who is sick of hearing of their friends sexual encounters as they want to experience it their self. If the deed does manage to happen their friends will make a big deal of it and celebrate like they have won the lottery.
9. Mommy’s boy
You will find this lad on the phone to his parents at least 3 times a day. Ever heard what happens on holiday stays on holiday? Well this rule does not apply to him as he will tell his mum every little last detail who in turn will tell your groups parents. You get home after your holiday wondering why your mom won’t look at you and it eventually comes out she knows how you spent all your money in the strip club.
10. Mrs Nervous Breakdown
Usually happens with girl groups on holiday this person cannot acclimatise to the party environment abroad. They struggle taking compliments of lad groups on a night out, being spoken to by promoters and will not have the stamina to drink alcohol 7 days a week. By the end of the holiday they will be badly sunburned and considering what she is doing with her life. Maybe a weekend away in Paris will suit you next time.
11. Captain cock block
So you’re talking to the girl of your dreams and she’s into you as well so you are just about to go in for a kiss when your friend captain cock block comes over and tells her how you’re on the unemployed and spent your dole money paying for this holiday which is a blatant lie. It’s too late by this point as she has most likely walked away before you can explain to her you’re not.
12. The chav
Rocking the pool area with their Burberry cap and Air Max trainers which they probably got from cheetham mill this person in your group will have listened Skepta once and think they’re a ‘G’. By the end of the holiday this person would have been given a ASBO to never visit the place again due to their anti-social behaviour and are shocked to see that people speaking a different language to them.
13. The shuffler
You will find this person on the dancefloor all night busting the worst YouTube tutorial dance moves you have ever seen. Usually out of beat to the music this person will take a dance battle with anyone any day of the week. They will also have mastered a dance routine to the house every weekend song and learned the basic shuffle moves.
